she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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