I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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