So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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