Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
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