she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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