I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
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