i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
All I want is dick and wine.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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