i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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