omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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