just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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