What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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