This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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