Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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