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(248): View more from Michigan

Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with

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(563): View more from Iowa

i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.

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(516): View more from New York

He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono

(973): View more from New Jersey

How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?

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(512): View more from Texas

We need a plan...

(1-512): View more from Texas

Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.

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(205): View more from Alabama

It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.

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(616): View more from Michigan

I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.

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