I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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