life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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