hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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