Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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