You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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