Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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