there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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