I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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