she was so not down for the gang bang
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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