Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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