you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I think my moral compass just broke
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