i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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