He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Even my vagina gasped.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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