Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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