susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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