I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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