I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
When are your genitals available?
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Randomize