I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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