I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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