just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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