Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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