the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
sex on a bike is impossible
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