you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I love having hate sex.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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