Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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