I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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