its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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