I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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