Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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