Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
