I want to stick my p in your. b.
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
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