It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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