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I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
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