So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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