Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize