with your own penis?
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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