between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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