I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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