why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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