We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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