Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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