how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
He did a backflip because drugs
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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